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kingchevy
28-06-2007, 07:36 AM
More commonly knowen as batesy's first sexual experience :)

highlift80
28-06-2007, 08:17 AM
Sound's like a great read.......2 him.

campdog
28-06-2007, 09:24 AM
I thought I should leave this one alone,but maybe batesy should have left it alone.
It must have been a hands on experience.

kingchevy
28-06-2007, 09:40 AM
Or something along the lines of author "master bates"

campdog
28-06-2007, 10:08 AM
Or something along the lines of author "master bates"
Kingchevy Im glad you said that as I logged off before to stop myself.

batesy
28-06-2007, 10:10 AM
That does it... I'm gonna punish you three for the next WEEK.

kingchevy
28-06-2007, 11:37 AM
payback's a bitch

campdog
28-06-2007, 12:34 PM
It was worth it.

campdog
28-06-2007, 12:39 PM
Sound's like a great read.......2 him.
I wonder how much he will be flogging it for.

kingchevy
28-06-2007, 12:43 PM
for a hard and fast buck lol

tully
28-06-2007, 12:43 PM
I wonder how much he will be flogging it for.

no different to king chevy and his truck





Owner driver

Nedly
28-06-2007, 01:17 PM
I wonder how much he will be flogging it for.

The price of a good hand shake ????

tully
28-06-2007, 01:33 PM
The price of a good hand shake ????

good to see this isn,t going to get out of hand

batesy
28-06-2007, 01:56 PM
I guess this thread isn't gonna just die off is it?

That's alright though ... As long as it gives you all a bit of pleasure. I'm glad you guys can bat a few comments back and forward between yourselves.

Though I must admit all the comments are very soft so far.

highlift80
28-06-2007, 04:46 PM
Ya lucky YOYO is absent at the moment.

campdog
28-06-2007, 09:13 PM
That does it... I'm gonna punish you three for the next 24 hours.
Can I keep it batesy, I like it better than fossil.

campdog
29-06-2007, 10:08 AM
Maybe Call it THE STALKER FROM CAPEYORKER.

highlift80
29-06-2007, 01:35 PM
Well John he said he was going to pay us back, I quite like it.
Thanx Chris

campdog
29-06-2007, 02:34 PM
Wonder where he is, he said punish us for 24 hrs,he hant been on here since,what sort of punishment is that, maybe he is out punishing himself, or was that polishing himself?

batesy
29-06-2007, 03:08 PM
Wonder where he is, he said punish us for 24 hrs,he hant been on here since,what sort of punishment is that, maybe he is out punishing himself, or was that polishing himself?

I don't know where you got the 24 hours from Campdog ... you better recheck my earlier post. I'm certain I said I'd punish you ratbags for longer than that.

tully
29-06-2007, 03:22 PM
hi batesy, im not real sure about this book of yours but i would be interested in the magazine. do you have copies up there still for sale as i,m leaving townsville before the mail could get here

cookie
29-06-2007, 03:52 PM
hey anyone from wiepa up what is the wireless internet coverage like, or weather the hot spots will work, i know you have to have a maccas and there arnet any past cairns. is there any internet outlets up there, t/a 3 weeks to go.

highlift80
29-06-2007, 04:06 PM
It was 24hrs Christopher looks like your having are great time entertaing yourself again O mighty Moderator and "self styled author" of the DIY W%%K manual.

I knew I was going to regret getting involved in this 1


campdogs lapdog... give me back the mack 1.

batesy
29-06-2007, 05:22 PM
It was 24hrs Christopher looks like your having are great time entertaing yourself again O mighty Moderator and "self styled author" of the DIY W%%K manual.




Hey, I'm sorry Mack-Daddy, but I don't make the rules around here... I just enforce them.

Oh, wait a minute... I do make the rules ... which is far more entertaining than any touchy-feely book could be!

batesy
29-06-2007, 05:30 PM
hey anyone from wiepa up what is the wireless internet coverage like, or weather the hot spots will work, i know you have to have a maccas and there arnet any past cairns. is there any internet outlets up there, t/a 3 weeks to go.


Cookie, you aren't going to be getting too many hotspots outside of Cairns. Although the winter temperatures do tend to creep up around 30 degrees all over the Cape ... if that helps?!!

Actually I think Cape York Digital Network (http://cydn.com.au/products/hotspot.html) has a heap of hotspots around the cape. Looks like it is $50/month though.


You can access the internet in Cooktown at the Library near the IGA store in Hope St, or try the Cooktown Booking Centre in the Main drag opposite the bowls Club.

As for the PDR ... I think the Coen DPI station has access inside when they're open - but I'm not entirely sure about this.

Weipa library has a handful of computers inside with access to the net and I think the camp ground has a single terminal too.

Not sure about Bamaga etc. Should be a few points up there in the campgrounds.


Hope that helps.

batesy
29-06-2007, 05:35 PM
hi batesy, im not real sure about this book of yours but i would be interested in the magazine. do you have copies up there still for sale as i,m leaving townsville before the mail could get here

Tully, once you get to Cairns you'll find them in the newsagency in Central Plaza Shopping Centre or Earlville shopping centre. You can grab them in both Mareeba Newsagencies too plus most of the roadhouses north of Mareeba.

kingchevy
29-06-2007, 05:42 PM
You call this punishment batesy sheez So were is our next forum trip planned I get my car back soon and should be all go keen for a mission maybe a camp at secret falls is on the books ? ;)

highlift80
29-06-2007, 05:57 PM
I'll leave you guys to sling s@*T at each other I'm off to work now to move some dirt catch ya's on the flip side.

tully
29-06-2007, 09:47 PM
Tully, once you get to Cairns you'll find them in the newsagency in Central Plaza Shopping Centre or Earlville shopping centre. You can grab them in both Mareeba Newsagencies too plus most of the roadhouses north of Mareeba.

thanks for that batesy by the way , whats the overnight temp like at the moment

batesy
30-06-2007, 05:44 AM
thanks for that batesy by the way , whats the overnight temp like at the moment


We had 10.2 degrees yesterday morning. Almost lowest on record. This is unusually cold though, like most of the state at the moment.

campdog
30-06-2007, 04:27 PM
Thanks Batesy, really hurtful stuff But what happened to the 24hrs, its turned into a week.

batesy
30-06-2007, 09:58 PM
I'm gonna give you lot a chance to add your own titles soon ... well, I will when I work out how to do it.

Hopefully we will witness some incredibly witty 'User Titles' - I won't hold my breath though!

campdog
01-07-2007, 08:45 AM
I'm gonna give you lot a chance to add your own titles soon ... well, I will when I work out how to do it.

Hopefully we will witness some incredibly witty 'User Titles' - I won't hold my breath though!
As long as you stop holding something else .

highlift80
01-07-2007, 01:14 PM
don't go their again John, after what he did 2 us last time, must admit it was funny though.

All must bow down B 4 the O mighty 1 "batesy"

campdog
01-07-2007, 05:51 PM
Were safe now, he has got Yoyo and riley to keep under control, so we wont hear from him for a while, he ill probably even buy a patrol.

kingchevy
10-07-2007, 07:05 PM
Hehe I just can't see batesy in a patrol but it can't be worse than a petrol cruiser hey mate :)